Meta ad creative for Shopify brands

For Shopify brands running paid Meta ads

16 custom static ads, made to find your next winner.

A one-off batch for brands whose creative pipeline has gone quiet. No retainer, no call, no pitch deck.

One-time paymentNo subscriptionDelivered in 14 days

Gum of Gods static ad: product tin on a dark hero background under a “You need to lock in” hook
Thryfty static ad: two silver chains on an orange gradient, product-led composition
High Rider static ad: a five-star customer review laid over a lifestyle pour shot
skyMD static ad: the full sachet lineup with per-variant benefit callouts
El Jefe Energy static ad: an ingredient breakdown annotated around the can

Real work, five different angles. Every ad in your batch is built to your brand, your product and your offer.

Why it works

Testing volume is what brings your cost per purchase down.

Meta doesn’t reward the ad you like best. It rewards the one you found by testing enough of them.

Your spend sets your testing pace.

The more you spend, the faster creative fatigues — and the more new angles you need waiting in rotation.

Your monthly Meta spend $25K
New ads you should be testing 50 a month

Rule of thumb: about two new ads a day for every $1,000 a day in spend. Most brands ship a fraction of that. A 16-ad batch is a way to close some of the gap without signing a retainer.

1

New angles

Sixteen different ideas — not one concept in sixteen colourways.

2

A fair fight

Run them against the ad you are scaling right now.

3

Winners get budget

Whatever beats your control becomes the new control.

4

Costs come down

Same spend, more of it landing on people who buy.

The slope

What happens when nothing new goes in.

Creative fatigue is not a cliff. It is a slope you do not notice until the cost per purchase has already moved.

No new creative Fresh creative each cycle
160 140 120 100 84 WK 0 WK 2 WK 4 WK 6

Cost per purchase, indexed to 100 at week 0.

Illustrative. This shows the shape of creative fatigue, not measured client data.

One simple offer

No tiers. No call. One batch.

The static ad pack

16 custom static ads for $299

One-time. Yours to keep, and yours to run wherever you like.

  • 16 custom statics, built to your brand and your offer
  • 16 distinct angles — not one concept recoloured
  • Sized and exported ready to run on Meta
  • Delivered within 14 days of receiving your brand assets
  • Made by the team behind our monthly creative programmes

or

One-time payment. No subscription, nothing to cancel.

The maths

One winner pays for all sixteen.

The downside is capped at the price. The upside is not capped at all.

If none of them beat your control

You spent $299 to learn which sixteen angles your audience scrolls past. That is a much cheaper way to find out than paying Meta to tell you.

If one of them does

It becomes your new control and it keeps earning for every month it runs. At that point the $299 stops being the interesting number.

Either way, $299 is the price of knowing.

FAQ

Questions, answered.

What exactly do I get for $299?

Sixteen static image ads, designed for your brand and your offer, each built around a different angle rather than sixteen variations of one idea.

They arrive sized and exported ready to upload to Meta. They are yours — run them as long as you like, wherever you like.

What happens after I pay?

You get a confirmation email with a short brand form — your product, your audience, what has worked before, and where to find your existing assets. It takes a couple of minutes.

The clock on your delivery starts when that form and your brand assets are in, not at checkout.

How long does it take?

Fourteen days from the point we have your brand assets. If anything is going to take longer than that, we tell you before we start, not after.

What if none of them beat my current ads?

Then you have sixteen tested angles that do not work on your audience, which is real information you did not have before — and you paid $299 for it instead of paying for it in media spend.

We would rather tell you that plainly than promise you a winner. Nobody can promise you a winner.

Is this a subscription?

No. It is a single one-time payment for a single batch. There is no recurring charge and nothing to cancel.

If you want ads arriving on a regular cadence afterwards, that is what the monthly programmes are for — but nothing here rolls into one automatically.

Who actually makes them?

The same designers and strategists who produce creative for our monthly programmes. Real people, briefed on your brand, working to the same standard as our retained clients.

Sixteen new angles. One flat price.

Your next control is somewhere in a batch you have not made yet.

16 custom static ads

$299 one-time · no subscription